BOB: eer, boss what should I put?
BOSS: ... hmmm... just put NO FOOD NO SHOE sign.
BOB: OK, consider it done boss!
BOSS: BOOOOOBBBB!!!
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
mBLOG | No Food No Shoe Sign
BOSS: Hey Bob, I can no longer tolerate the cleanliness of the bouncer that we rented out, so can you put a notice in front of the bouncer.
BOB: eer, boss what should I put?
BOSS: ... hmmm... just put NO FOOD NO SHOE sign.
BOB: OK, consider it done boss!
BOSS: BOOOOOBBBB!!!
BOB: eer, boss what should I put?
BOSS: ... hmmm... just put NO FOOD NO SHOE sign.
BOB: OK, consider it done boss!
BOSS: BOOOOOBBBB!!!
GF COMIC | Am I an Aunt or Uncle?
A true incident, yet the actual event and persons will be kept anonymous.
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It is a fact isn't it?
If you are an uncle, you will still be an uncle to your niece or nephew.
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It is a fact isn't it?
If you are an uncle, you will still be an uncle to your niece or nephew.
mBLOG | MATERNITY SAFETY DRIVER
Some people might think that having those "yellow sign" in their car is cool. But some signs have mistakes which instead made the driver looks silly.. Just like the "Angle in Car" .(.sic)
GF COMIC | BRIDal EXpo?
Well, every now and then, we do encounter humour as part of our daily life, either you are talking with someone you know, or might just overheard people talking about it at the cafe or the likes.
When not holding my camera, I will try to inject some kind of everyday humour in this site.
BTW, do not comment on the "stick figure", I know, it is crap, as I never did well in my art classes, but what I wanted to bring out is the message behind it.
And if there is good responses, I might bring out more.
Hope you guys like it ;)
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Well, it (BRIDEX) does really seems like a BRIDAL EXPO, loads of people I know think the same.
When not holding my camera, I will try to inject some kind of everyday humour in this site.
BTW, do not comment on the "stick figure", I know, it is crap, as I never did well in my art classes, but what I wanted to bring out is the message behind it.
And if there is good responses, I might bring out more.
Hope you guys like it ;)
*Click image for a larger version.
** Feel free to copy and paste, for non-commercial purposes only, but please do not alter in it anyway.
Well, it (BRIDEX) does really seems like a BRIDAL EXPO, loads of people I know think the same.
SEOUL | Hello, Phone Booth?
Just some random photos of various public phone booths in Seoul.
The simple tin-can on the wall type of thingy.
These are just simple glass walled phone booth, yet practical, complete with stainless steel bench, good idea, so that, people will talk more.
Pedestrians passing by the red phone booths at the vicinity of Seoul Museum of History.
A phone booth is also a good place to meet up, why call on the phone when you can just meet up?
Speaking of phone, remind me some of The Simpsons' quote:
Homer: "... Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.
Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Is Jacques there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Jacques, last name Strap.
Moe: Uh, hold on. [to everyone in the bar] Uh, Jacques...Strap...Hey guys I'm looking for a "Jock strap". [laughs from all] Oh... wait a minute...Jock strap?!... It's you isn't it, ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!
Bart: Is Mister Freely there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Freely, first initials I. P.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! "I pee freely"! [the customers laugh] Wait a minute... Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
Homer: You'll get that punk someday, Moe.
Moe: I don't know. He's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.
The simple tin-can on the wall type of thingy.
These are just simple glass walled phone booth, yet practical, complete with stainless steel bench, good idea, so that, people will talk more.
Pedestrians passing by the red phone booths at the vicinity of Seoul Museum of History.
A phone booth is also a good place to meet up, why call on the phone when you can just meet up?
Speaking of phone, remind me some of The Simpsons' quote:
Homer: "... Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.
Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Is Jacques there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Jacques, last name Strap.
Moe: Uh, hold on. [to everyone in the bar] Uh, Jacques...Strap...Hey guys I'm looking for a "Jock strap". [laughs from all] Oh... wait a minute...Jock strap?!... It's you isn't it, ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!
Bart: Is Mister Freely there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Freely, first initials I. P.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! "I pee freely"! [the customers laugh] Wait a minute... Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
Homer: You'll get that punk someday, Moe.
Moe: I don't know. He's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.
SIEM REAP | Templed Out? Why Not?
After exploring those temple ruins, one will really need some break.
So what I did was, I walked the Siep Reap town area thru, and was amazed by their amusing yet creative signages.
Here sharing with you are just a few of them.
When you are out in the ruin, stumbling upon "Lara Croft" might be a dream come true, but stumbling with 3 "Lara Crofts" in the town?
And after those major temple exploration, no one should miss the most famous temple.
No argument here, the Famous Temple of all!
Or otherwise, you can go and hang-out at the Boom Boom Room! Heya Heyo, shakey boom-boom vroooom.
This one I found quite creative, I assumed combining the ancient name of Cambodia i.e. Kampuchea with cappuccino, or perhaps Kampung (village) + cappuccino i.e. a traditional village's coffee, hence Kampuccino.
As Cambodia was once under the Pol Pot regime, thus for does who wanted to feel how it is like to eat inside a prison, you can experience dining within the jail/ prison bars, and no worries, no criminal records will be kept here.
But of all, this is the "coolest" place to dine-in, as the name says, Cool Corner Pizza Restaurant.
So Why Not? Plus Hotsports!? WiFi!
Such bill as above are ubiquitous. Land for "sell", sometimes it made me confuse, whether to sell or for sale?
Otherwise, if you are tired of having coffee or such, you can go online at this eer, Potential Computer School, well they have got potential, but still unproven, or this is not a computer school, but it has a potential to be one, depending on how you interpret the sign thou.
But never be worried, technology is everywhere, even if it is in the rural villages, under the coconut tree, with a bare dirt ground floor, technology can be seen taking off.
So, Why Not?
So what I did was, I walked the Siep Reap town area thru, and was amazed by their amusing yet creative signages.
Here sharing with you are just a few of them.
When you are out in the ruin, stumbling upon "Lara Croft" might be a dream come true, but stumbling with 3 "Lara Crofts" in the town?
And after those major temple exploration, no one should miss the most famous temple.
No argument here, the Famous Temple of all!
Or otherwise, you can go and hang-out at the Boom Boom Room! Heya Heyo, shakey boom-boom vroooom.
This one I found quite creative, I assumed combining the ancient name of Cambodia i.e. Kampuchea with cappuccino, or perhaps Kampung (village) + cappuccino i.e. a traditional village's coffee, hence Kampuccino.
As Cambodia was once under the Pol Pot regime, thus for does who wanted to feel how it is like to eat inside a prison, you can experience dining within the jail/ prison bars, and no worries, no criminal records will be kept here.
But of all, this is the "coolest" place to dine-in, as the name says, Cool Corner Pizza Restaurant.
So Why Not? Plus Hotsports!? WiFi!
Such bill as above are ubiquitous. Land for "sell", sometimes it made me confuse, whether to sell or for sale?
Otherwise, if you are tired of having coffee or such, you can go online at this eer, Potential Computer School, well they have got potential, but still unproven, or this is not a computer school, but it has a potential to be one, depending on how you interpret the sign thou.
But never be worried, technology is everywhere, even if it is in the rural villages, under the coconut tree, with a bare dirt ground floor, technology can be seen taking off.
So, Why Not?
RANDOM | Who is Bruce Pee?? .. and what diet ..?
Bruce Lee.. Yes .... we've heard ... But ...
... But .. who the heck is Bruce Pee??
.... anyway..... here are something to start off your week ....
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
NOTE: The above is not an accurate answer for the question, I am not going to be held responsible for any of the responses. If you believe everything you read, then you should know by now that the word "Gullible" has never ever been stated in the dictionary nor any thesaurus nor any encyclopedia.
... But .. who the heck is Bruce Pee??
.... anyway..... here are something to start off your week ....
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a lamb chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: You're not listening... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best feel-good food around! !
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! !
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
NOTE: The above is not an accurate answer for the question, I am not going to be held responsible for any of the responses. If you believe everything you read, then you should know by now that the word "Gullible" has never ever been stated in the dictionary nor any thesaurus nor any encyclopedia.
RANDOM | The Yellow Hat..
Safety hat is one of the must-wear gears when doing any major project, as part of the requirement from the Health & Safety Division.
Which reminded me of a real life story.
It was during my very early days working as an Engineer, and as a "fresh Engineer" I was very eager and looking forward for my first real-life site visit, (thou during uni life we did attended many site visits and even a week of Survey Camp and a week of Geology Camp), yet this is the real deal.
As part of the project in undertaking the Chartered Engineer status, one must be involved at least in one major project.
So few days before our site visit, my supervisor informed me to get prepare,including to have all the necessary safety gear.
Hence, soon after that, I went for a "shopping spree", got myself a new pair of steel-toe shoes with those heavy duty soles and obviously a safety helmet!
Whilst picking and deciding for the safety hat, which have many colours, so I said to myself, I'll just get the yellow one, since it is quite striking(so safety purpose meh it can be seen from thousand of meters!)
When the day of site visit came, proudly adorning my new gear, something seems amiss, something does not look right, it seems I was the odd one out, the rest of the colleague (I was the most junior at that time) was wearing a white safety helmet or blue but not yellow! The only yellows that I saw was worn by all the site workers!
Few minutes into the site, I was then approach by one of the seniors, he then whisper to me," Eh lain kali jangan u pakai safety hat kuning ani ah..."
".. eh napa nya... inda dapat kah ...?" I then asked
".. hehe .. bukannya apa ... arah kitani ani.. biasanya .. kuning ani .. kena pakai oleh kuli ganya.. kalau macam Engineer macam kitani.. biasanya makai Putih ... konpius orang karang .... "
" ... hahaha ... no wonder ....."
Well, that was the last day I wore that safety hat, and I don't know where it is now, malas tak ku ingau jua ... hahaha... something that I will remember forever ....
So guys, now you know, which hat is which. Some stuffs you really can't get it from school!
Which reminded me of a real life story.
It was during my very early days working as an Engineer, and as a "fresh Engineer" I was very eager and looking forward for my first real-life site visit, (thou during uni life we did attended many site visits and even a week of Survey Camp and a week of Geology Camp), yet this is the real deal.
As part of the project in undertaking the Chartered Engineer status, one must be involved at least in one major project.
So few days before our site visit, my supervisor informed me to get prepare,including to have all the necessary safety gear.
Hence, soon after that, I went for a "shopping spree", got myself a new pair of steel-toe shoes with those heavy duty soles and obviously a safety helmet!
Whilst picking and deciding for the safety hat, which have many colours, so I said to myself, I'll just get the yellow one, since it is quite striking(so safety purpose meh it can be seen from thousand of meters!)
When the day of site visit came, proudly adorning my new gear, something seems amiss, something does not look right, it seems I was the odd one out, the rest of the colleague (I was the most junior at that time) was wearing a white safety helmet or blue but not yellow! The only yellows that I saw was worn by all the site workers!
Few minutes into the site, I was then approach by one of the seniors, he then whisper to me," Eh lain kali jangan u pakai safety hat kuning ani ah..."
".. eh napa nya... inda dapat kah ...?" I then asked
".. hehe .. bukannya apa ... arah kitani ani.. biasanya .. kuning ani .. kena pakai oleh kuli ganya.. kalau macam Engineer macam kitani.. biasanya makai Putih ... konpius orang karang .... "
" ... hahaha ... no wonder ....."
Well, that was the last day I wore that safety hat, and I don't know where it is now, malas tak ku ingau jua ... hahaha... something that I will remember forever ....
So guys, now you know, which hat is which. Some stuffs you really can't get it from school!
PHOTO WHAT? Play With Me | No Smorking | Pink Undies
Photo What...? ... is back again ...
Something to brighten up you week ahead, Don't Laugh!
These are just some photos that makes you go ... eeermmm... eh what ... or the like ....
Taken with the CamFone, this one was found locally, not so sure if they really know what they are selling.
PLAY WITH ME ANYTIME WITHOUT REASON!
Man ... do the person wearing that shirt, or any shirt with such text really means what they said?
If they do, I am in! HAHAHA
Or do they "understanding Engrish?", Just like this below, Which I found while traveling to Japan, in one of the posh areas in Tokyo.
With the Tobacco Order in place now, so I declare this area a "NO SMORKING" area.
But the Top Photo What? Should be given to this photo, not really sure the origin of this, I bet most people have seen this photo, been circulating via email and stuff, hence I don't really know who took this photo, for sure it wasn't me!
So the award goes to..... (promise me not to laugh)
... eerrrmmm.... what is wrong with this photo btw .... ?
Have a good week ahead u all .. ;)
Something to brighten up you week ahead, Don't Laugh!
These are just some photos that makes you go ... eeermmm... eh what ... or the like ....
Taken with the CamFone, this one was found locally, not so sure if they really know what they are selling.
PLAY WITH ME ANYTIME WITHOUT REASON!
Man ... do the person wearing that shirt, or any shirt with such text really means what they said?
If they do, I am in! HAHAHA
Or do they "understanding Engrish?", Just like this below, Which I found while traveling to Japan, in one of the posh areas in Tokyo.
With the Tobacco Order in place now, so I declare this area a "NO SMORKING" area.
But the Top Photo What? Should be given to this photo, not really sure the origin of this, I bet most people have seen this photo, been circulating via email and stuff, hence I don't really know who took this photo, for sure it wasn't me!
So the award goes to..... (promise me not to laugh)
... eerrrmmm.... what is wrong with this photo btw .... ?
Have a good week ahead u all .. ;)
RANDOM | iRambut for $39.99
Could not help noticing this particular person's hairstyle, perhaps, he got the inspirational idea from Sanjaya of Americal Idol, and to which I also have an idea of composing it like that once famous ads, and still is.
I bet, when people see his hair people will say: "Ai Rambutnya ah ... atu nya! ", hence the title iRambut!
Not so sure how much it cost to style it as such, but the amount was intentional, just to mock the latest craze in grocery adverts, i.e. .99 this and .99 that!
People will thought, " iRambutnya tiga puluh labih saja! ", (thirty something only), when in fact, it is $40!
So customer beware, caveat emptor!
I bet, when people see his hair people will say: "Ai Rambutnya ah ... atu nya! ", hence the title iRambut!
Not so sure how much it cost to style it as such, but the amount was intentional, just to mock the latest craze in grocery adverts, i.e. .99 this and .99 that!
People will thought, " iRambutnya tiga puluh labih saja! ", (thirty something only), when in fact, it is $40!
So customer beware, caveat emptor!
RANDOM | Mind of the Photographers?
Look at the photo below.
Yeap, it looks just like any other ordinary photo, which anybody can take.
But what I wanna share is this, at the back of the mind of some, they are wondering, what is in the mind of the photographers?
Well, I can tell you this "little".
Now look carefully at the next photo, below.
So now you all tell me what is your interpretation of the photo above. ;)
Yeap, it looks just like any other ordinary photo, which anybody can take.
But what I wanna share is this, at the back of the mind of some, they are wondering, what is in the mind of the photographers?
Well, I can tell you this "little".
Now look carefully at the next photo, below.
So now you all tell me what is your interpretation of the photo above. ;)
RANDOM | B&W | Two Guys & One Girl
Photography is about timing, being there at the right place, the right moment, and yeap, with a camera of course.
How many times have we miss taking a photo opportunity, when something interesting happens? Loads!
Some moments cannot be described by words alone.
The above photo is an example of such, being there the right place the right moment.
The guy at the foreground, Timmy (not his real name) is adjusting his pants, and glancing at the sweet lady, An-Julie (not her real name) on the phone by the wall, but the "guy-on-the-wall", let us just call him Ariwibowo Yudhoyuno, are also looking at Timmy, giving an impression, as if saying " Hei you, You staring at my girl, watcha lookin' at eh?"
Don't y'all think so?
How many times have we miss taking a photo opportunity, when something interesting happens? Loads!
Some moments cannot be described by words alone.
The above photo is an example of such, being there the right place the right moment.
The guy at the foreground, Timmy (not his real name) is adjusting his pants, and glancing at the sweet lady, An-Julie (not her real name) on the phone by the wall, but the "guy-on-the-wall", let us just call him Ariwibowo Yudhoyuno, are also looking at Timmy, giving an impression, as if saying " Hei you, You staring at my girl, watcha lookin' at eh?"
Don't y'all think so?
RANDOM | Projek Angkasawan?
Something new?
Or is it something old, but getting a new facelift?
In certain part of the world, the exterior looks hundred years old, or they are in fact really that old, but inside, very hi-tech, sometimes, even more sophisticated than your home!
And speaking of angkasawan (astronaut), there's this Minister interviewed by the press, the Minister known for his alter-ego, answered each question very arrogantly, until these Q&As were highlighted:
Press: So what is this extra special project for our astronaut?
Minister: Don't worry, ours is very unique, no one has ever tried it before.
Press: And what is that uniqueness?
Minister: Instead of going to the moon, we, our astronaut will go to the sun!
Press: But, Sir, that is quite impossible, do you know how hot the sun is? Long even before they reach it, the metal will melt!
Minister: Ah! That's where our uniqueness, we will travel during the winter night!
Press: ?????
Or is it something old, but getting a new facelift?
In certain part of the world, the exterior looks hundred years old, or they are in fact really that old, but inside, very hi-tech, sometimes, even more sophisticated than your home!
And speaking of angkasawan (astronaut), there's this Minister interviewed by the press, the Minister known for his alter-ego, answered each question very arrogantly, until these Q&As were highlighted:
Press: So what is this extra special project for our astronaut?
Minister: Don't worry, ours is very unique, no one has ever tried it before.
Press: And what is that uniqueness?
Minister: Instead of going to the moon, we, our astronaut will go to the sun!
Press: But, Sir, that is quite impossible, do you know how hot the sun is? Long even before they reach it, the metal will melt!
Minister: Ah! That's where our uniqueness, we will travel during the winter night!
Press: ?????
RANDOM | The Origin of Sushi ...
Did you know that, Sushi was originated from Brunei?
.. look at the photo ... familiar ...? What is it ...? (No ... don't scroll down first ... but oh what the... I know you'll just do it anyhow .... ) ....
... here it goes ...
..... before the World War ... the Japanese ... traveled all over the world to gain knowledge ... yeap ... knowledge ....... no.. nope ... not Knowles ... that is Beyonce Knowles ..... btw ..... knowledge ... in whatever way it might be .... technology .... lifestyle .... including foodstuffs ...
... so during their occupancy in Brunei .... they found out about our local delicacies ... which includes ... yeap .. u guess it .... Pulut Panggang .... ( steamed stuffed rice wrapped in leaves)
.. from the above photo .. u can see there's a whole load of similarities between Brunei's Pulut Panggang ... and the so called Japanese Sushi ....
.. but as time goes by ... and the people .. are more and more innovative ... and of course ... more health concious ... so ... the Japanese .. they improvise the delicacies .... exchange the dried prawn in the pulut panggang to a healthier raw fish or salmon ... then exchange the leave wrap .. to the edible seaweed ....
.. so ladies and gentlemen .... there you go .... the origin of sushi ... believe it or not .... ;)
NOTE: This is based from my research and finding, the actual fact needs to be studied thoroughly.
On the lighter side of life ...
.. have you heard about the concert done by Stevie Wonder.. while he was in Tokyo Japan ...?
... Stevie Wonder .. has belted out for the past hours his hit songs .. but obviously the audience can't get enough of him ... and from the audience there's this guy shouting ...
.. " A Jazz Chord! ... A Jazz chord!! .. "
... so without hesitation ... thou he's not an actual jazz singer ... played a simple jazz chord on his piano.....
... after he finish the jazz number ..... the crowd "stubbornly" still yells out ....
... " A Jazz Chord!... We want ... A JAZZ CHORD!!!! ... "
... so trying to win the fans ... Stevie tried to play a more complex jazz number .......
.. and after ten minutes or so .. hoping to satisfied his fan .....
... the audience still keeps on shouting for more ..... " A JAZZ CHORD!! ... A JAZZ CHORD!!!"
...... Stevie Wonder ... getting a bit annoyed ... then asked the man in audience to come up to the stage .. and show him ... what he really really want .....
... and the man eagerly run up the stage .. hold the mic .. and sing the song they wanted ...
.... " .. A Jazz chord .... to say ... I ruv u ..... " .....!!??
... jgn marah ah ... ;)
.. look at the photo ... familiar ...? What is it ...? (No ... don't scroll down first ... but oh what the... I know you'll just do it anyhow .... ) ....
... here it goes ...
..... before the World War ... the Japanese ... traveled all over the world to gain knowledge ... yeap ... knowledge ....... no.. nope ... not Knowles ... that is Beyonce Knowles ..... btw ..... knowledge ... in whatever way it might be .... technology .... lifestyle .... including foodstuffs ...
... so during their occupancy in Brunei .... they found out about our local delicacies ... which includes ... yeap .. u guess it .... Pulut Panggang .... ( steamed stuffed rice wrapped in leaves)
.. from the above photo .. u can see there's a whole load of similarities between Brunei's Pulut Panggang ... and the so called Japanese Sushi ....
.. but as time goes by ... and the people .. are more and more innovative ... and of course ... more health concious ... so ... the Japanese .. they improvise the delicacies .... exchange the dried prawn in the pulut panggang to a healthier raw fish or salmon ... then exchange the leave wrap .. to the edible seaweed ....
.. so ladies and gentlemen .... there you go .... the origin of sushi ... believe it or not .... ;)
NOTE: This is based from my research and finding, the actual fact needs to be studied thoroughly.
On the lighter side of life ...
.. have you heard about the concert done by Stevie Wonder.. while he was in Tokyo Japan ...?
... Stevie Wonder .. has belted out for the past hours his hit songs .. but obviously the audience can't get enough of him ... and from the audience there's this guy shouting ...
.. " A Jazz Chord! ... A Jazz chord!! .. "
... so without hesitation ... thou he's not an actual jazz singer ... played a simple jazz chord on his piano.....
... after he finish the jazz number ..... the crowd "stubbornly" still yells out ....
... " A Jazz Chord!... We want ... A JAZZ CHORD!!!! ... "
... so trying to win the fans ... Stevie tried to play a more complex jazz number .......
.. and after ten minutes or so .. hoping to satisfied his fan .....
... the audience still keeps on shouting for more ..... " A JAZZ CHORD!! ... A JAZZ CHORD!!!"
...... Stevie Wonder ... getting a bit annoyed ... then asked the man in audience to come up to the stage .. and show him ... what he really really want .....
... and the man eagerly run up the stage .. hold the mic .. and sing the song they wanted ...
.... " .. A Jazz chord .... to say ... I ruv u ..... " .....!!??
... jgn marah ah ... ;)
WEDDING | F&F | The Wedding Day ...
... one of the best part in "capturing the moment" is having a "symbiotic" relationship with the subject/s .... the "vainer" the better .... i.e. ... one loves to take photo .... one loves to pose ... so there you go ... a very "eruptionous" relationship .... if there is such word ...
.. trying to get away from the typical posing group photo ... the subjects were asked who have the widest smile of all.... and the answer ..... pointing to one person!!! ..
.. eerrk... nope .. that was not the question actually .... it was actually ... eerrmm.. oh just forget it ....
.. btw.... I was asked.. why is there only one photo ? ....
... hmmmm... uploading difficulties ... anyway .. one more...for the road...
.. eeerkk.. Nope... no ...no.... inda.... this site is not turning into an all wedding photos only .... these are only temporarily ... by special request ..... so I'll be posting my usual photos soon after this ....
.. on the other hand .... just to cheer up your Monday ....
.. there's this guy called Maikal ... he's small built merely 5' ... with a small thin body .... he was looking for a job .. so walking thru one of the timber factories in Uganda ... he met with the Manager ....
Maikal: Mister .. I wanna work here ....
Manager: .. hmmm.. what work can u do...?
Maikal: ... I can chop huge tree faster than you can finish your Maggi Mee ....
Manager: ... but I don't eat Maggi Mee .... only Mie Sedaap ....
Maikal: .. oh well.. what ever .. but I know I cut down load of trees ...
Manager: ... you think so? .... well here's your axe .. I want u to cut down that huge tree outside...
Maikal: ... oh ok ...
(Less than 5 minutes he met with the Manager...)
Manager: ... eh so fast? .. why u give up ...?
Maikal: .. nope... see for yourself ... I've chopped down the tree!
Manager: (looking outside in disbelief) ... eeerkk!.. how did u do that? ... where did u learn such act?
Maikal: ... aaaah ... I trained with the best .. I learned from the Sahara Jungle ...
Manager: ... what Jungle? .... Sahara Desert U mean...?
Maikal : ... aaaaah that is what U called it now ! ;)
.. trying to get away from the typical posing group photo ... the subjects were asked who have the widest smile of all.... and the answer ..... pointing to one person!!! ..
.. eerrk... nope .. that was not the question actually .... it was actually ... eerrmm.. oh just forget it ....
.. btw.... I was asked.. why is there only one photo ? ....
... hmmmm... uploading difficulties ... anyway .. one more...for the road...
.. eeerkk.. Nope... no ...no.... inda.... this site is not turning into an all wedding photos only .... these are only temporarily ... by special request ..... so I'll be posting my usual photos soon after this ....
.. on the other hand .... just to cheer up your Monday ....
.. there's this guy called Maikal ... he's small built merely 5' ... with a small thin body .... he was looking for a job .. so walking thru one of the timber factories in Uganda ... he met with the Manager ....
Maikal: Mister .. I wanna work here ....
Manager: .. hmmm.. what work can u do...?
Maikal: ... I can chop huge tree faster than you can finish your Maggi Mee ....
Manager: ... but I don't eat Maggi Mee .... only Mie Sedaap ....
Maikal: .. oh well.. what ever .. but I know I cut down load of trees ...
Manager: ... you think so? .... well here's your axe .. I want u to cut down that huge tree outside...
Maikal: ... oh ok ...
(Less than 5 minutes he met with the Manager...)
Manager: ... eh so fast? .. why u give up ...?
Maikal: .. nope... see for yourself ... I've chopped down the tree!
Manager: (looking outside in disbelief) ... eeerkk!.. how did u do that? ... where did u learn such act?
Maikal: ... aaaah ... I trained with the best .. I learned from the Sahara Jungle ...
Manager: ... what Jungle? .... Sahara Desert U mean...?
Maikal : ... aaaaah that is what U called it now ! ;)
WEDDING | A&O | Kid Peeking...
... kids ... who are we kidding ....
.. tell me which local wedding function with no kids ... no have one meh ...
.. so while the kids are there .. make full use of them ... eeerm... doesn't sounds right .... eerrr... I mean .. get loads of pix of them ... kids laughing .. playing .... looking curious .. or they are just plainly curious ..... sneaking at people....
.. and if only we know what they are thinking ....
... " .. hmmmm.. what happen to this lady's clothing ... not straight ... got hole there... got hole here... " ...
... " .. why so many colour ah the clothes ... make my eyes and head spinning ......" ...
.... " ... hmmm.... eh black suit...? .. in this hot day light ....?! .. why black ...? .. not warm meh ..? "
... " ... haha .. that photographer using that horrendous Crocs' shoes ... who does he think he is ... Jack Nicholson.. or Dean Cain ...? .. "
... a curious kid .. sneaking a peek at wedding ceremony ....
.. tell me which local wedding function with no kids ... no have one meh ...
.. so while the kids are there .. make full use of them ... eeerm... doesn't sounds right .... eerrr... I mean .. get loads of pix of them ... kids laughing .. playing .... looking curious .. or they are just plainly curious ..... sneaking at people....
.. and if only we know what they are thinking ....
... " .. hmmmm.. what happen to this lady's clothing ... not straight ... got hole there... got hole here... " ...
... " .. why so many colour ah the clothes ... make my eyes and head spinning ......" ...
.... " ... hmmm.... eh black suit...? .. in this hot day light ....?! .. why black ...? .. not warm meh ..? "
... " ... haha .. that photographer using that horrendous Crocs' shoes ... who does he think he is ... Jack Nicholson.. or Dean Cain ...? .. "
... a curious kid .. sneaking a peek at wedding ceremony ....
RANDOM | APPLE Wireless ... & Leopard ...
.. the new Mac OS X ... LEOPARD .. has been launched ..... with 300 new features ...
.... although new MAC will be installed with LEOPARD .. but it is also possible to install the Leopard in older Mac ... with the minimum requirements of ...
Mac computer with an Intel, PowerPC G5, or PowerPC G4 (867MHz or faster) processor
512MB of Memory ... DVD drive for installation ... & 9GB of available disk space ...
.. so any taker for this wireless apple ..? .. wi-fi ...? ... .... or shall I say ... Apple Unplugged .... ;)
.... although new MAC will be installed with LEOPARD .. but it is also possible to install the Leopard in older Mac ... with the minimum requirements of ...
Mac computer with an Intel, PowerPC G5, or PowerPC G4 (867MHz or faster) processor
512MB of Memory ... DVD drive for installation ... & 9GB of available disk space ...
.. so any taker for this wireless apple ..? .. wi-fi ...? ... .... or shall I say ... Apple Unplugged .... ;)
FLORA | The Pink Bud ...
... if the earlier photo was about a flower which have reached its peak .... now this is a flower which is about to bloom ......
.. the pink bud ...
On the lighter side of life ...
...I bet... everyone of us ... do listen to our local radio every now and then .....
..... listening to the local radio..... one can't help but will encounter those song dedication and stuffs ....
.. and what I found amusing is the way how they address themselves... or even send their dedication.. be it in Malay ... or English ....
... for sure one will come across these messages ....
"Ucap selamat harijadi ini ditujukan kepada Ain34557869608, dengan ucapan tiada hadiah yang dapat diberikan kecuali sekalung doa ... bah bila lagi kena belanja.... dari member Jeff Starlight 334455444" ( .. typical b'day message .. and what is it about all these number after their name...??? )
"Kepada sayangku KekasihCinta, mengapa sepi tanpa berita... daripada TaufanCinta" .. ( hmm... if he/she is your lover ... why long time no news...? ... something's not right here.... )
"To BabyLove .. Mizzz U loads.. don't forget about our date tonight ... from GulaDaddy..." ... ( eeer.. can't u just sms them instead of announcing it on the radio.... baik masa jua dorang mendengar ...?)
" To my buddy STUD24678900.4 ... heeeiiii wakeeee upp .. it's getting late..... From SweetHeart 9089097.778" .. ( eeerr... if they are still asleep... for sure they won't listen to the radio.... what the ...?)
" To all of my friends ... Baby345678, Sis345678, Teemah345678, HongLeong345678, Spinster345678, Cayang345678, Alai345678, Mydin345678, QueenTea345678, RumahanLaki345678, KicapPedas345678, KupiahBerlipat345678 .... bah jangan lupa esuk kitani kepantai ... jangan akhir datang.. abis karang tampat kena booking .... daripada AliSetan345678..." ... ( .. awu .. atu sekampung disabutnya.... banyak lagi numburnya.. baik tah 2x4-4x6 kah apa kah.... numbur akaun bank kah ... password kah ... numbur ic kah ...)
" .. bla bla.... dan tidak lupa kepada DJ .. ceria selalu dan berhati-hati semasa bertugas... eerr boleh putar kan lagu kah? ... lagu Take That.. Want U back ... " ( .. eerr padan tah ngampu DJ ... rupanya.. kan ngambil point minta mainkan lagu... salah lagi tu nama lagu ... Back For Good lah .. no wonder the DJ can't find the song ...)
.. actually there are loads more... but just can't fit it all here.... and sometimes.. not only the caller .. but the DJ also made some funny or embarrassing remarks.... perhaps... I'll just keep it for future post .... till then ... have a good weekend .... ;)
.. the pink bud ...
On the lighter side of life ...
...I bet... everyone of us ... do listen to our local radio every now and then .....
..... listening to the local radio..... one can't help but will encounter those song dedication and stuffs ....
.. and what I found amusing is the way how they address themselves... or even send their dedication.. be it in Malay ... or English ....
... for sure one will come across these messages ....
"Ucap selamat harijadi ini ditujukan kepada Ain34557869608, dengan ucapan tiada hadiah yang dapat diberikan kecuali sekalung doa ... bah bila lagi kena belanja.... dari member Jeff Starlight 334455444" ( .. typical b'day message .. and what is it about all these number after their name...??? )
"Kepada sayangku KekasihCinta, mengapa sepi tanpa berita... daripada TaufanCinta" .. ( hmm... if he/she is your lover ... why long time no news...? ... something's not right here.... )
"To BabyLove .. Mizzz U loads.. don't forget about our date tonight ... from GulaDaddy..." ... ( eeer.. can't u just sms them instead of announcing it on the radio.... baik masa jua dorang mendengar ...?)
" To my buddy STUD24678900.4 ... heeeiiii wakeeee upp .. it's getting late..... From SweetHeart 9089097.778" .. ( eeerr... if they are still asleep... for sure they won't listen to the radio.... what the ...?)
" To all of my friends ... Baby345678, Sis345678, Teemah345678, HongLeong345678, Spinster345678, Cayang345678, Alai345678, Mydin345678, QueenTea345678, RumahanLaki345678, KicapPedas345678, KupiahBerlipat345678 .... bah jangan lupa esuk kitani kepantai ... jangan akhir datang.. abis karang tampat kena booking .... daripada AliSetan345678..." ... ( .. awu .. atu sekampung disabutnya.... banyak lagi numburnya.. baik tah 2x4-4x6 kah apa kah.... numbur akaun bank kah ... password kah ... numbur ic kah ...)
" .. bla bla.... dan tidak lupa kepada DJ .. ceria selalu dan berhati-hati semasa bertugas... eerr boleh putar kan lagu kah? ... lagu Take That.. Want U back ... " ( .. eerr padan tah ngampu DJ ... rupanya.. kan ngambil point minta mainkan lagu... salah lagi tu nama lagu ... Back For Good lah .. no wonder the DJ can't find the song ...)
.. actually there are loads more... but just can't fit it all here.... and sometimes.. not only the caller .. but the DJ also made some funny or embarrassing remarks.... perhaps... I'll just keep it for future post .... till then ... have a good weekend .... ;)
BRUNEI | WEDDING | Behind "The Flower" ... & Photo What ...? (ver.2.1)
... just a random photo... about THAT flower ....
.. eeerm... yeap ... that flower kan tu .. ;p
.. BTW ... on a different note .... every now and then .... we'll received so many forwarded emails and stuffs.... and might find something on the net ... be it useful... or useless....
..... anyway .... here are something for the weekend... not really sure where these photos were originated ... hence... credits to those accordingly ....
#1. So Many Spare "L" Lens ...
.. wow... inclusive of Pro DSLR ... must be quite rich .... don't rush to your local furniture store... you will never find this there ....
#2. Really Too Rich, Really Too Much "L" Lens lying around...
... 12 .... yeap TWELVE "L" lens!! ... what the ...? .... most photog. "L" lens is just a dream .... let alone having TWELVE ....... some primes ...some tele-zoom ... everything inclusive of the SLRs could easily be around the region of BND$100K !
#3. DIY On-The-Spot Flash Diffuser ...
.. imagine this situation ... you are covering an event ... then suddenly need a diffuser for your fill-in flash .... hmmmm.... found a napkin somewhere.... then why not just strap it on your external flash .... brilliant idea.... Cost of DIY Diffuser = $0 ; Cost of the Finished Photo = $50 ; The Look of that Guy at the background = Priceless!
#4. MacGyver's Flash Diffuser ...?
... I'd presume ... if Mac Gyver is a photograher ... he will built a flash diffuser something like this ... don't you think so ...?
#5. Another Pro DSLR & L lens lying around ....
... hei u Mr. Rich guy ... next time don't live your "L" lens .. and that camera body just lying around in the wild .... but oh well... u r rich .. so never mind .... the animal are enjoying themselves .... perhaps.. they can take a good photo ..... hmmm... I wonder what is their website ....
.. eeerm... yeap ... that flower kan tu .. ;p
.. BTW ... on a different note .... every now and then .... we'll received so many forwarded emails and stuffs.... and might find something on the net ... be it useful... or useless....
..... anyway .... here are something for the weekend... not really sure where these photos were originated ... hence... credits to those accordingly ....
#1. So Many Spare "L" Lens ...
.. wow... inclusive of Pro DSLR ... must be quite rich .... don't rush to your local furniture store... you will never find this there ....
#2. Really Too Rich, Really Too Much "L" Lens lying around...
... 12 .... yeap TWELVE "L" lens!! ... what the ...? .... most photog. "L" lens is just a dream .... let alone having TWELVE ....... some primes ...some tele-zoom ... everything inclusive of the SLRs could easily be around the region of BND$100K !
#3. DIY On-The-Spot Flash Diffuser ...
.. imagine this situation ... you are covering an event ... then suddenly need a diffuser for your fill-in flash .... hmmmm.... found a napkin somewhere.... then why not just strap it on your external flash .... brilliant idea.... Cost of DIY Diffuser = $0 ; Cost of the Finished Photo = $50 ; The Look of that Guy at the background = Priceless!
#4. MacGyver's Flash Diffuser ...?
... I'd presume ... if Mac Gyver is a photograher ... he will built a flash diffuser something like this ... don't you think so ...?
#5. Another Pro DSLR & L lens lying around ....
... hei u Mr. Rich guy ... next time don't live your "L" lens .. and that camera body just lying around in the wild .... but oh well... u r rich .. so never mind .... the animal are enjoying themselves .... perhaps.. they can take a good photo ..... hmmm... I wonder what is their website ....
BRUNEI | HM's 61st B'day | THE FIREWORKS 2.0
... the night was showered with the glitters... and glow of the fireworks.....
.. what ever it was fired in the sky ... would then be reflected on the water .... making it a nice show both in the sky and on the water.....
The fireworks... with the Royal Palace .. and the water village on the foreground ....
hmmm..... while we're on this fireworks... or in malay .... "Bunga Api" ... or in Bahasa Indonesia. "Kembang Api" .... perhaps... here are something to ponder...
Banyak-banyak bunga... bunga apa yang panas? BUNGA API!
...bunga apa yang lebih besar dari Bunga Rafflesia?? ..... BUNGA API!
... ada bunga yang harum baunya ... ada yang inda brapa jua... tapi bunga apa yang bau angus? BUNGA API!!
.... selalunya bunga mesti disiram aying ... tapi ada bunga ani.. mun di siram makai aying .. inda pulang baik .....apa nah bunga nya ....? .. BUNGA API!!
.. bunga apa yang inda payah dibagi baja...? BUNGA API!
... bunga apa yang inda kena jual di pasar bunga di Hortikultur Rimba Gadong ? .... BUNGA API!
... bunga apa yang paling lagu time Raya ...? Bunga raya!? salah ! .... BUNGA API!
... bunga apa yang inda dapat dibagi arah gelpren mun kan jalan dating?? ... BUNGA API!! .. ( lain lah mun kan outside dinner ... kan pasang bunga api... atu buang kes...)
.. what ever it was fired in the sky ... would then be reflected on the water .... making it a nice show both in the sky and on the water.....
The fireworks... with the Royal Palace .. and the water village on the foreground ....
hmmm..... while we're on this fireworks... or in malay .... "Bunga Api" ... or in Bahasa Indonesia. "Kembang Api" .... perhaps... here are something to ponder...
Banyak-banyak bunga... bunga apa yang panas? BUNGA API!
...bunga apa yang lebih besar dari Bunga Rafflesia?? ..... BUNGA API!
... ada bunga yang harum baunya ... ada yang inda brapa jua... tapi bunga apa yang bau angus? BUNGA API!!
.... selalunya bunga mesti disiram aying ... tapi ada bunga ani.. mun di siram makai aying .. inda pulang baik .....apa nah bunga nya ....? .. BUNGA API!!
.. bunga apa yang inda payah dibagi baja...? BUNGA API!
... bunga apa yang inda kena jual di pasar bunga di Hortikultur Rimba Gadong ? .... BUNGA API!
... bunga apa yang paling lagu time Raya ...? Bunga raya!? salah ! .... BUNGA API!
... bunga apa yang inda dapat dibagi arah gelpren mun kan jalan dating?? ... BUNGA API!! .. ( lain lah mun kan outside dinner ... kan pasang bunga api... atu buang kes...)
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