FLORA | In Black & White ...

... we usually accept.. and look at flora n fauna ... in colours .... and obviously everything is brilliant in colour....

... so what if .. we look at them in different perspective.... in a monotone mood ....

.. would it still be beautiful ......?

.... Flora in B&W ...

.. Something to ponder ...

.. did you know that.. if u mix loads of colour together... instead of being colourful ... it will eventually becomes black .....


On the other hand .... while driving on the local road... one will never miss those yellow sign .. stuck at car's window..... be it the standard form .. or those local made one ....

.. how I wish I could reply to some of those yellow signs found in our local road....

("What the yellow sign said") [What my reply would be]

"Eh ampir jua, mun gagas agatah terabang!" [Awu eh gagas! mun dapat terabang.. terabang ku ni!]


"I may be slow, but I'm in front!" [So? Terajang krg, mun pelahan ke kiri!]

"Angle Inside!" [Hahaha... angle jua banar... angel! lah...]

"Eh tumtum-tumtum jua!" [Bah mun pelahan siapa pun inda cematu!]

"Mispun buruk, tapi abis Bank!" [Patut tah jalan inda tantu.. abis bank banar!]

"Baby on Board" "Babes on Board" [So? napa kan...? ada masalah..?]



... may be one of these days... I should put on yellow signs .. or bumper stickers such as these...

Can I pay my Visa with my MasterCard?

Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?

Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.

Don’t Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.

Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That

Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Go On, I will See You At The Next Light.

Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth

Honk If You Want To See My Finger

I drive like this to piss you off!

I hate bumper stickers!

I Know What You’re Thinking And You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself.

Instead of concentrating on this bumper sticker, maybe you should be concentrating on the road!

It's not the size of the boat that matters; it's the motion in the ocean.

Kids in the backseat cause accidents.... accidents in the backseat cause kids.

My other car sticker is funny.

Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE!!